Level 41: i’m reading a book on anti-gravity it’s impossible to put down
Level 42: this scarecrow is outstanding in his field
Level 43: attempted murder
Level 44: Christopher Walken, Christopher sitting
Level 45: peter spent all night wondering where the sun went: but then it dawned on him
Level 46: what do you call a fake noodle an impasta
Level 47: you loo boo – tiful tonight
Level 48: hey what’s wrong: i just feel empty inside
Level 49: i tried to catch some fog today i mist
Level 50: i used to be addicted to soap: but i’m clean now
Level 51: a moon rock tastes better than an earth rock because it’s meteor
Level 52: a piano fell down a mineshaft and made a-flat minor
Level 53: wanna hear pun about pizza? never mind its too cheesy
Level 54: i wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger then it hit me
Level 55: writing with a broken pencil is pointless
Level 56: oh the hue -manatee
Level 57: stop you are under a rest
Level 58: weapons of math destruction
Level 59: sorry i’m latte
Level 60: this bicycle can no longer stand it’s two tired
Level 61: that’s one smart phone
Level 62: i’m not the sharpest tool in the shed
Level 63: he doesn’t take up mushroom
Level 64: you go on ahead i follow on foot
Level 65: i started a business selling yachts in my house sails are going through the roof
Level 66: plateaus, the highest form of flattery
Level 67: why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot
Level 68: my book just hit me i only have my shelf to blame
Level 69: icy trouble ahead
Level 70: join the math club, there’s safety in numbers
Level 71: the cross-eyed teacher had trouble controlling his pupils
Level 72: you shouldn’t take sides in a fight between friends
Level 73: peter tried to write a drinking song: he couldn’t get past the first few bars
Level 74: did you wet the bed again? urine trouble
Level 75: wanna hear a pun? this otter be good
Level 76: the man drinking battery acid will soon be charged
Level 77: the midget fortuneteller escaped prison: she was a small medium at large
Level 78: wisdom tooth
Level 79: math puns are the first sine of madness
Level 80: butter fly
Level 81: these pun really quack me up
Level 82: eggplant
Level 83: put it out: water you waiting for
Level 84: oh no not an udder one
Level 85: lemon aid
Level 86: king of spades
Level 87: ice tee
Level 88: two silk worms had a race they ended up in a tie
Level 89: i threatened him and said mark my word
Level 90: what did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner: a cold shoulder
Level 91: you are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it
Level 92: peter hadn’t the faintest idea as to why he passed out
Level 93: i have a hard time controlling my mood swings
Level 94: the great wall of chinaware
Level 95: goldfish
Level 96: bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis
Level 97: if you don’t pay your exorcist you could get re – possessed
Level 98: does this uniform make me look fat Insecurity guard
Level 99: math test today? use this for good measure
Level 100: light beer